When someone calls themselves a BULLY, implying that you have called them that, when you never, ever have. So you confront them about using a word like BULLY that you’ve apparently called them but there is no evidence of it as your only way of contact is Facebook and they tell you to butt out of a private joke?

Is this normal human behaviour or am I the only person on the planet to know someone as fucked up as this?

Seriously, does no one have adult conversations any more? When people bring confrontation on themselves, is it normal to resort to playground behaviour?

Mustn’t have got that memo.

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